Total Medals Earned: 581 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,505 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/90 points)
Find the camp.
Find the rocket ship.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Game completed
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/25 (50/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get your team to level 10.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Reach 600 Speed.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/165 points)
87% or more in reactions
90% or more in perception
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Score 20,000 points in one game.
Score 30,000 points in one game.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
